Old Rockman Doodles
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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)
Ideally, Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar, pulls a speech out of his pocket, blows dust off it and recites a thank you speech he wrote from “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.”
It’s not the roof of your mouth, it’s the ceiling.
Leonardo DiCaprio is probably a better actor as a result of never winning an Oscar.
During the Emmy awards they should call up Steve Harvey as the winner of best game show host then when he gets on stage announce they made a mistake and call Alex Trebek.
Saying “drugs and alcohol” is like saying “fruits and bananas”
